Accentuate the Positive, 3.0

…courtesy of BenMac.com:

The FDA is throwing a cold shower on the “Wild Thing” Viagra ad. Even though the dude and the “blue horns” are still prominent on the website.

Now that Viagra is feeling blue, and Bowflex is getting all bent out of shape, what’s a guy to do to feel better about himself?

“Ah may be floppy, and ah may be fat, but I gots my hair.”

… is being Anna Nicole Smith’s publicist.

How do you explain that behavior?

You lie.

Which is easy, if you happen to also be her lawyer. (Not to imply that lawyers, and only lawyers, are allowed to lie. No siree.)

Ultimately, those in the media will have to figure out how much of it is real, and how much of it is self-aware self-promotion by the formerly-plump one. We’ll just have to keep an eye on the fortunes of Trimspa, the company that for the time being is standing by its pitchwoman.

Seriously… somebody help this woman.